30 9 / 2014

lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

(Source: anythingbuttherain, via opallaureltrees)

30 9 / 2014

I had a dream last night that i wrestled a hunger games style hound version of myself and i won somehow it was awesome

It was smaller than the ones in the movies but still

29 9 / 2014

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

(Source: muutant, via lordadammudman)

29 9 / 2014

ramin karimloo and sierra boggess - ‘poison & wine’ ( the civil wars cover)

(Source: janeaustenlover, via rsixsmith)

29 9 / 2014

sadbukkake:

charming 

sadbukkake:

charming 

(via dankcula)

29 9 / 2014

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

(via darthpaulsartre)

29 9 / 2014

darthpaulsartre:

darthpaulsartre:

this korean lady i have literally never seen before straight up walked into our house and gave us a bag of bread before leaving ok she walked back in with more bread why isn’t the fucking door locked what the literal fuck?????

she laughed bc i said “hi mom” when she first walked in I’M SORRY FOR MAKING REASONABLE ASSUMPTIONS?????

on the other hand this is korean bread and it is so so good

my mom walked in like five minutes later going “ohh did the bread woman come by already?”

??????????????????????????????????? who the fuck is the bread woman?????

29 9 / 2014

nargyle:

Some scribbles of The Piemaker because I’ve been marathoning Pushing Daisies again 

nargyle:

Some scribbles of The Piemaker because I’ve been marathoning Pushing Daisies again 

(via heilyd)

29 9 / 2014

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."

Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

(Source: nakedhipstercircus, via greyskyeyes18)

29 9 / 2014

nooby-banana:

shmaba:

Dapper Day at Dinsey’s Hollywood Studios. My camera died so i wasn’t able to take a lot.

Pictures of toughtink, nooby-banana, shananbee, cowboysandcomputers, and brandielion

LOOK AT HOW CUTE WE ALL ARE

29 9 / 2014

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

(via darthpaulsartre)

29 9 / 2014

specterbilis:

i dont want a boyfriend or girlfriend
i want a faithful dragon companion

(via pockethulksquish)

29 9 / 2014

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

COMMISSIONS BY KYLEE

These values are colossal.

my commissions have been closed for a while now but sometimes I like to remember that this exists

29 9 / 2014

"I tried to love you less. I couldn’t."

 Simone de Beauvoir, from The Mandarins (via pfoe)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via sadbukkake)

29 9 / 2014

buys things i need

feels horrible