Your name is TOM HIDDLESTON FANDOM, and you are the MAID of HOPE. Your interests include ATTRACTIVE BRITISH MEN and the SHIPS THEREOF, pulling REALLY TERRIBLE PRANKS, and PUDDING. You are rarely seen without your LEATHER JACKET, and when you are, you’re probably wearing a GREY SUIT instead. You keep a FAKE MOUSTACHE in your sylladex at all times.
You’re normally very sweet and considerate to your FRIENDS and especially respectful of your GUARDIAN, who you rarely ever see due to his FAME. But once every few months you completely FLY OFF THE HANDLE, and then even YOU are embarrassed for yourself, remembering all of your PAST MISTAKES at once.
You’ve been known to spend HOURS on tumblr scrolling through pictures of HANDSOME ACTORS. But sometimes, when you are sufficiently MOTIVATED by your GUARDIAN, you get up off your butt and ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING. You take greatest pleasure in ENCOURAGING OTHERS TO DO THE SAME. NEVER STOP FIGHTING, you tell them. NEVER STOP DREAMING. And don’t be afraid to WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE. That’s your favorite thing to tell people. You wish you could come up with your own INSPIRING QUOTES, but even though you TRY VERY HARD and occasionally COME CLOSE, you’re just not as good at it as your GUARDIAN.
You may or may not also be the LOKI FANDOM.